Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Jessica Alba - FantASStic Rear



There are reports that Jessica is tired of being sen as a bubblegum actress and wishes to develop her career with more serious roles.

To our European minds here at The Quest, serious acting is synonymous with nudity. We welcome Jessica's development, and hope that she develops into a serious actress as fast as possible.

In the meantime, you have the second Fantastic Four movie to look forward to. Um, we think "look forward to" is the correct expression? After all, the first Fantastic Four movie was a dreadful cynical piece of vacuous garbage.

The good news is that it's unlikely that the second movie will be worse. So, yes perhaps "look forward to" is correct. If nothing else don't forget to look behind Jessica.














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Kristine Lefebvre - Playboy Legal



Many of us have good reasons not to be fond of lawyers. However, I'm sure you agree we might need to make an exception in this case.

Erstwhile star of The Apprentice, but Kristine didn't make it onto the Trump payroll. Though, as you can see she's not one that should ever be fired.

Many thanks to playboy for showing us the kind of briefs we want to see.




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Friday, May 25, 2007

Alpha Dog - Alpha Ass from Amanda, Amber and Heather



If you are like me, you are really looking forward to the return of "Big Love" in a week or so. It'll give us another opportunity to enjoy those big eyes of Amanda Seyfried. We fell in love with her in the first season of Veronica Mars. Here's a wonderful opportunity to enjoy her bare bottom too. Her topless accomplice in this threeway from Alpha Dog is the equally lovely Amber Heard.
(We'll be returning to Big Love soon.)

It's quite a good movie overall. Good directorial choices in some of the way shots are presented. The story unravels in quite an interesting way. There's some great performances - Ben Foster, Harry Dean Stanton and Heather Wahlquist in particular. However, and here's the sad thing because it stops the movie being great, there are also some annoyingly poor to mediocre performances. To name a few: Emile Hirsch having not improved significantly since The Girl Next Door, and looking far too baby faced and uncharismatic to be a gang leader, Olivia Wilde being made of wood, and Dominique Swain shrieks piercingly through every one of her scenes.

Still you can enjoy her ass in tight jeans in the pic below. The other pic - not sure who that is.




Finally, enjoy the bottom of Heather Wahlquist. One review we read of the movie suggested Heather's bum was mannish. We can't agree - looks very feminine and fetching to us

Monday, May 21, 2007

Eva Longoria - Hot Volleyball Buttcheeks!!



Good God!

What a combination. The hottest ass sport on Earth, and one of the world's hottest asses. It rarely gets better than this. I mean look, that white bikini goes right up in between her buttcheeks. It is a wondrous thing of great beauty.

Again, why is there no 24 hour cable beach volleyball channel? The World needs such entertainment. Guys in helmets - or fit babes in very tight shorts?





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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Elisha Cuthbert - Hot Ass Next Door

So here's a beautiful look at little Elisha's hot cheeks. These are from the movie "The Girl Next Door", which I must confess to absolutely hating.

It's not so much that it's a bad movie. While the script and the acting left much to be desired it had some entertaining moments.

No, what irked me was their representation of the porn industry - that tired old cliché. Obviously working in the porn industry ourselves were are a little sensitive to this meme.

I guess at some point back in the days of print porn publishing there were guys in leopardskin and leather that were little more than pimps running the show. That, however, hasn't been true for many years. In fact today the adult industry is very professional. I'd say more than half the producers I've met have been women.

I've not personally seen any exploitation of anyone in this industry. Whereas I have seen horrific exploitation in some supposedly "reputable" big business corporations at all levels of employee.

In all seriousness the porn industry is one if the most ethical and honest on the entire planet. We are heavily scrutinized by governments. We don't exploit slave labor, or child labor in factories in China. We don't screw employees out of their pensions. We don't factory farm cheap outsourced workers in Mumbai. We don't make people work long hours for low pay. We don't even destroy the environment.

We're nice happy people, with great jobs.




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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Nicole Kidman - More Perfectly Naked Bottom.



The picture above shows Nicole in comparison to a more usual or typical Australian posterior. It's hard to believe that she's 39 years of age and still in possession of such a truly perfect bum.

Now wonder she's happy to display it in it's full naked glory.

The scenes below are from "Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus". This movie is a work of genius. Steven Shainberg is proving to be one of the most interesting and unique directors of his time.

You see, there's this snobbery on both sides of the Atlantic that says that European movies are somehow better than American ones. The reason most often proffered being that European movies are writing and acting based whereas Hollywood is just gloss and CGI.

I don't buy that for one single second. I think most European movies would make great stage plays but truly suck as movies. (Bertolluci and Fellini excepted, they are geniuses of cinema.)

Often, the director has no understanding of how light works, or how cameras work, or move, or what the film medium can do. In fact most Hollywood action flicks are better movies just for that very reason.

However, independent American directors do seem - as a rule - to understand the nature of cinema and utilize it to the max, even though they are rooted in the writing and acting much more than Hollywood.

Fur is one such example. This can only work as a movie. It is a visual splendor. It is a sight poem, an allegory and a profound expression of imagination that is more real than reality.

The choice of complementary colors, the azure and titian, even by themselves create the mood of what is a very brilliant movie.

Please do spoil yourself and see it, even if it is just to enjoy Nicole's lovely bottom one more time.









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Friday, May 18, 2007

Keira Knightley - At the Swann's End



I have yet to make it through the second movie. I didn't expect to enjoy the first movie, although I did. Johnny Depp stole the first movie but wasn't enough to save the second.

Women may loathe her, and the red top press may be obsessed with her weight, but The Quest still likes her. Keira has a beautiful bum and elegant breasts. At some distant point in the future she may even learn to act, you never know.

I have no expectations for Pirates of the Caribbean - At the Worlds End. Obviously, it will be far superior to the second one if I can make to the end of the movie. It's a Disney movie so there won't be any bodice ripping - shame, because in addition to Keira, it's worth keeping a weather eye peeled for Natalie Victoria.

Natalie seems to be getting a great deal of quiet attention building around her at the moment. I like what I see, so likely we will be taking a closer look at her, very soon.

In the meantime, enjoy some very British buttcrack and t-bar thong action.







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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Adrianne Palicki - Bikini Clad Babe



Two pieces of good news recently. Supernatural has been picked up for a third season, and Friday Night Lights will get a second. You can see Adrianne in both.

In Supernatural she was Sam's short lived girlfriend. In Friday Night Lights she's Tyra. Supernatural isn't pushing the boundaries of creativity, but it's a very enjoyable show. FNL is, however, pushing those boundaries. Fantastic camerawork, superb acting - great show.

Adrianne is one of the hottest blondes I've ever seen I think. Fortunately she seems to have landed a lot of beach / surfing roles before these two shows. This gives us an opportunity to see her hot body.

Hopefully we see much more of her.






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Monday, May 14, 2007

Christina Applegate - Sam I am.



I noted the other day that ABC has picked up a pilot starring Christina. She's a talented comedy actress - her Friends episode was one of the best of the 10 season run. The new show's called "Sam I am" and seemingly centers around her having amnesia.

My guess is that she probably remembers that she's in a society where clothes are necessary. Not admittedly the way I, myself, would have chosen to write it. Here you can see why.

I admit that I never really found Married... with Children funny, but did often watch it just for Kelly Bundy's body.

Incidentally that show is still bizarrely popular today in Germany.



Sunday, May 13, 2007

Bottom of the Day




Like these bottoms? I know I do. No, they're not celebrities, at least not yet anyway. I'm sure you 'd like to see more, and you'll get your wish...

I thought I'd create a new blog dedicated to non-celebrity bottoms. Hence:








Enjoy the new site, and do check back regularly to see an hot candid voyeur ass pic each day! (I'll get around to adding some video to at some point).

Hayden Panettiere - Tight Shorts and other Shots.




Much has been written in the US press recently about the UK FHM decision to list Hayden as one of the hottest babes of the year. To my European mind, and I'm sure the minds of most non-American readers, her placement in that pantheon is just and understandable.

It came as a surprise to me that Americans are having a hard time with this, because in the US the age of majority is 18. Hayden turns 18 later this year.

Actually, it's a double standard of course. Many people do recognise that she hot, they are just not permitted to say so publicly without being (wrongly) branded as some kind of dangerous pervert. They had exactly the same agony over Anna Kournikova.

As far as I know, the US is the only country with such preposterous laws - well, other than extremist religious dictatorships.

Americans, you're from a great country. You'd be from a greater country if you controlled your lawyers, your politicians, and your religious right wing.

You need to see beauty and freedom for what it is, and embrace it.




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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Hammer Horror - The Return of Lesbian Vampire Ass



Hammer Horror is back. For those of you who don't know, this is a British company that produced cheap camp horror movies throughout the 1960s and 1970s. Without this company there would be no famous Christopher Lee.

Their movies were in many ways, bad. Which is not to say that they were unwatchable. Think Shaw Brothers, think Tarantino.

What they did have, as you can see illustrated here, was a great deal of vulnerable young victims gratuitously naked. There was often a hint of lesbianism too.

The company died in the late 70s. However, it has now risen from the dead. The possible bad news is that is has been bought by Dutch "Big Brother" creator John de Mol.

This may mean überchav Jade Goody has the potential to be hired as a flesh eating creature of the night - presumably white meat only though. No make-up necessary.




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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Mischa Barton - Butt Crack and Bikini Bottom



Is it just me, or does Mischa bear more than a passing resemblance to one of the Grays? Could she be extraterrestrial? Well, if there's going to be any anal probing to be done...

Mischa's bottom certainly looks human. Have a nipple slip too, just for kicks.





Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Alicia Machado - Playboy Pet and Yankee Curse



The Yankee's pitching woes have been getting most of the media attention in the past few weeks. There is, however, another tragic tale that is affecting the Yankees.

Right Fielder Bobby Abreu used to have a relationship with Alicia. She's a former Miss Universe. And, as you can see clearly here, the only Miss Universe to have posed naked for Playboy.

My understanding is that Alicia was on some Mexican reality TV show - something like Big Brother - and she pretty much had sex with some guy on live TV. Classy dame huh?

Bobby's been slumping ever since.

Cheer up Bobby! You're rich and talented, and your team's just signed The Rocket. From what I can see, her ass is above the Mendoza line but it's no single season Home Run record.

There's much nicer ass out there that'll be a classier match for your 2007 World Series ring.







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Monday, May 7, 2007

Cameron Diaz - Buns, Breasts, Bikini, Buttcracks and Thongs.



It's a good year for Blockbuster movies. Or should that be Buttbuster? I've covered Kristen Dunst, now it's Cameron's turn.

Sadly, she's appearing in voice only in Shrek 3. She does have a sexy voice though. I love the Shrek movies. The second movie was even better than the first (unless you had the misfortune to see it in German, as I did the first time - there's some V.O. people and translators that should have been fired immediately, and never permitted to work again. It wasn't funny at all. Germans, you need to see the original version, and you need to stop dubbing movies - it destroys them.) Anyway, I'm hoping that the 3rd Shrek will appropriately be as funny again as the second.

In lieu of Cameron not being visible in this third movie, please take a moment to enjoy these pictures. This woman has one of the finest bodies in Hollywood and an ass that is firmly in my top ten of all time.




























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Saturday, May 5, 2007

Kirsten Dunst - A Celebration, Part 3: Crazy/Beautiful VPL etc...



Here's the last part of the Kirsten Dunst celebration. I still haven't seen Spiderman 3. I guess I will eventually.

I'm sure this isn't the last time I'll be posting pics of her. Her ass is delightful.





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Paris Hilton - Of Lesbian Bondage



Good news everyone! The Parisite is in jail. The bad news is that's she's getting out again in 45 days.

Still maybe someone can smuggle in a camcorder - there's a great deal of potential for another sex tape. An interesting one this time.

Nice ass, shame about every single other aspect of her existence.



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Thursday, May 3, 2007

Kirsten Dunst - A Celebration, Part 2: Crazy Beautiful Panties




Here's part 2, in which we are going to take a look at the then teenage Kristen in Crazy/Beautiful.

Now these are not nice panties. Not at all.

From a directors point of view, they do make sense for the character she's playing. However, I do think he could have perhaps chosen a slightly more sexy color - pink, white, powder blue, all would have been better than gray.

Not to worry, at least they are figure hugging enough to define Kirsten's bottom proudly. She has very rounded hips, I guess to balance her rather overlarge breasts, but her bum is really sweet and diminutive. With wider hips you'd expect a bigger booty behind. Thankfully not in her case; myself not being generally a fan of bigger booty.

This isn't all. There is more. Coming soon in part 3.

In case you missed Part 1 - Bikinis and Buttcracks - it's HERE

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Elisha Cuthbert - Captivating Caboose



I'm not a fan of 24. Well, to be precise I though the the premise for the first season - the concept of telling a story over 24 hour long episodes, was a novel and interesting idea. One, the was for the most part, well executed. Never did see Jack go to the bathroom though.... not that I wanted to admittedly.

The actual plotline, was not for me, and it only got more preposterous as the seasons went onward. Somewhere down the line this felt like the scary über-Republican aussie Rupert Murdoch (owner of Fox and most other media) telling me what to think about how terrorists should be dealt with. Again, in case I have not mentioned this enough - I hate Fox.

In fact the only artistry I took from that show was Elisha's darling little bottom. She's starring in a soon to be released movie "Captivity", where she is again kidnapped and tortured. It's directed by the twice Oscar nominated Roland Joffé - certainly a great director, though I think we might assume that this movie is not going to be easy to watch.

I can only hope that Miss Cuthbert can be suitably attired to, perhaps, take our minds off of the more harrowing aspects of the movie..




Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Toastee Toof - Sex Tape Tales



And here was I, thinking that Keeley Hazell was a stupid name...

Admittedly, her real name is Jennifer Toof. (was it something to do with hot pockets???) . You may - though probably may not - remember her from VH1's "Flavor of Love". She did this head scissors thing that was moderately interesting.

She's the latest, in what is now a fairly long line, of Z list "celebrities" to release a sex tape. The still below in the black panties is from the tape. As you can see it also follows the noble, tested, sex tape tradition of being shot by someone who has never before used a camera in their life. More youTube than dePalma.

(Thinking of releasing a sex tape? Here's a tip - light is your friend, welcome it... lots of it.)

So will I be anxious to see it? Not so much.

Firstly, with Olivia's tape we were promised that it was really dirty and nasty - hopefully it is. We've been given no such assurances with Toastee.

Secondly, Olivia is cute and possesses a tasty little tushie. Toastee's Tushie, is more mushy and her face is not so pretty.

Still, judge for yourself.




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Natalie Dormer - Present day, Nipples and Curves.



Blonde or brunette? I'm coming down on the side of blonde. I would like to be sure what her natural color is though - maybe the Tudors can show us that...

I have no doubt many of you share the desire to see Natalie without her bodice. So, to that end here's some modern day pics of her. Although, still too encumbered by clothing, that clothing is in parts see-through, or at least fine enough to see her erect nipples through it.

Again, she's still a fox and a tease, but a very beautiful and talented one.

(In the last pic here, the peroxide blonde is Hannah Spearmitt, also featured in little more than panties on these pages).





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