Jennifer Aniston - Bare Bottom

I've made some updates to some of my previous posts on Jennifer. I've added some great screen caps from The Break Up and Along Came Polly. You can see that cute tushy spanked in those lovely soft red shorts.

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Cameron Diaz - Another Fine Position

In keeping with my Carmen Electra post earlier, I found this new pic of Cameron, also in a perfect position. I adore Cameron's bum, it's definitely one of the finest in showbusiness.

Carmen Electra - Ass in the Perfect Position

I don't have much to say about this pic. I don't think I need to either. There are of course many more pics of Miss Electra out there. But I like this one.

What better way to fully understand someone's ass-ettes than this position.

Freema Agyeman - Behind Doctor Who

Doctor Who returned to UK screens this week. Sadly, Billie Piper and her sweet pear shaped posterior departed with the last season.

Freema is now stepping into Tardis light to take over. Does she have a bottom worthy of replacing Billie?

The bad news is first episode didn't give us much of a look at it. From what I can see though I think Ghetto Booty lovers won't be disappointed. However, not to my tastes at all. Billie's bum wasn't slim, but I do like that pear shape.

I'm not a fan of Doctor Who. As a child in the UK I did enjoy it, however when I looked back at some of the shows I loved at age eight they were pretty slow, horrifically overacted, and of course the monsters were patently obviously made of rubber.

Thus it was a while before I bothered to watch the new show - the addition of Billie certainly helped. It's ok actually, vastly improved on the original, but still very much a children's show.

They obviously have a much larger budget than the original, so I guess that helps. However, as is often the case with UK TV, and I've touched on this before - the talent just isn't there in the production crew.

For example, in this debut episode of Freema much of the action is shot in a hospital. Now, I don't know if you've ever tried to film in a hospital. Speaking from experience it's actually very hard to do - the lighting is an absolute nightmare to get balanced and even. It's neither sound friendly nor are the spaces always conducive to free movement. All of these problems are blatantly obvious in this episode.

Either you have to throw money at the solution, fake the hospital environment on a set or better location, or be very creative with production design, lighting and editing. The last is the cheapest and by far the best solution, but it requires talent. The Doctor Who people did none of the above.

A US production company would pay attention to details like that - it is what makes a good show great. A UK one says, yeah, fine, leave it, it'll do...

Mediocrity awaits...

Olivia Hardt - Front and Back

I thought those of you who maybe missed Dirt or Epic Movie, might want to see what she looks like from the front too. Here's a fetching pic that gives you the best of both sides of her.

Maria Sharapova - more (and serious cameltoe!)

I think I need very few words here. The reverse cameltoe is just heaven, or whatever Russian for heaven is.

Here you have everything except full bare bottom, VPLs, the works. And with panties that tight it really doesn't require much imagination to see her bottom bare in your mind's eye.

Tennis Ass - Anna, Martina, Serena and more...

For those of us in the Northern Hemisphere it's pretty much Spring. So, my thoughts turned to sporting activities.

Tennis, is nowhere near as great as Beach Volleyball (I'm still waiting for 24 hour Volleyball TV people ...), however it does have its moments. To my mind it used to be better in the days before most of the girls looked like mustache wielding Slovakian tractor drivers, but there are a few out there who are worth a sneaky glimpse up their skirts when they bend to receive service.

Martina Hingis, call her Swiss all you like, but I do have a fondness for Czech girls. One based on extensive personal research and experience I'm leased to say. Martina has, what looks to me like a typical Czech bum. Rounder and a little wider than the European average and very much to my tastes.




Anna Kournikova - Never the greatest tennis player in the World, and really who cares! Bill Simmons over at ESPN wrote a magnificently entertaining column about her a few months back. I highly recommend it.

These are lovely pics of her ass, though sometimes it looks a little muscley to me in others. She probably needs to work out more on her back, or even better, front. I can think of ways to help her with this.



I don't think this is anyone famous. Just a random pic I found with an ass and tennis theme. Nice, isn't it?



Serena Williams - Heading towards the Ghetto Booty kind of shape which personally doesn't do much for me. Though this is a beautiful buttcrack.



Maria Sharapova - Lovely shape, lovely pink panties. Need I say more - enjoy!