Drive - Mircea Monroe's Resplendent Reverse, Reversed!!!

I hate Fox!!!

Like I said in my previous post on Drive, I am still angry about Firefly. Now, I am also angry about Drive. It got canceled today after only 4 episodes broadcast.

Fox executives are wholly retarded. Sure, they commission great shows. With both Firefly and Drive you had some of the singular best talent ever gathered together on TV, and not to mention some of the hottest ass on the planet. Then they screw up the marketing or the scheduling. Bang! They cancel before a show's had the chance to gather momentum.

Seriously, is this good investing? Do they have no understanding of economics?

Or, is it simply that the average Fox viewer is retarded, and can't therefore cope with a Whedon or Minear written script. Hence the low ratings? I do have more faith in the viewer than Fox Execs. Hmmm... although... 24's success could be possible evidence for that hypothesis.

Look at the truly amazing ass of Miss Monroe. We will now be deprived of that object of wonder, along the amazing asses of the other ladies on the show, and the great acting, and the great writing. Until the next time. Until the next show that Fox won't understand.

Oh, the humanity!!! Fox sucks. Did I mention that?

Here's my previous post on Drive. I hope it helps.

Shilpa Shetty - Controversy and Cameltoe

Poor Shilpa. She seems to be inadvertently at the center of another scandal.

This innocent and talented Indian princess was las year the victim of racism at the hands of some of the trashiest, ignorant, talentless, ugliest and fattest vermin in UK society.

This time she's a scandal back home thanks to being kissed in public by Richard Gere. Richard now has a warrant issued for his arrest. While I hate public displays of affection as much as the next person, there is nothing I hate more than censorship.

Censorship is pure evil. It is always pure evil. It breeds evil. It allows evil to flourish by driving it underground. Sorry India, but we won't agree about this. Richard and Shilpa are innocent.

Here's some beautiful pics of Shilpa's magnificent and regal rear. Please also take a moment to enjoy the cameltoe clearly visible thanks to those tight sports pants.

More on Shilpa's previous scandal HERE with more botty pictures of course.

Unsung Heroes: Eden - Nora Zehetner Naked

Ali Larter or Hayden Panettiere would be enough by themselves. However, there are some bottoms on "Heroes" that I have not properly explored and appreciated.

Let's start with Nora Zehetner, who plays Eden with such skilled malevolence. Although we've not seen much of her in Heroes, enjoy these screencaps from the movie "Conversations with Other Women". I'll work on getting some better quality grabs. Obviously I'd like to see her bottom in more detail.

I think this certainly shows is that she does have a trim little peach back there. Very nice of her to show it to us.





Enjoy a great deal of Ali Larter's beautiful booty HERE

And Hayden Panettiere in panties HERE

Liv Tyler - The Naked Elf

I mentioned her yesterday in passing. I went away feeling guilty that I hadn't at least acknowledged her considerable contribution to feminine beauty before now.

So here it is. Still far far far too few pics of her from behind. I have though, you'll be pleased to note I hope, not included any of the rather scary number of fan pics of her on the Internet. There's a lot of folks out there with elf sex issues and fetishes.

She's an odd choice for an elf really. Traditionally one imagines elves to be tall, fair and with gazelle-like slenderness - Nordic essentially. Liv isn't. She's more of the Earth goddess type if anything - dark, sensual curvy and voluptuous. She has more of a bouncy British bum than a svelte Scandinavian seat.

Which isn't to say that she was miscast or somehow failed to convey ethereal magic on screen. She is quite an enchantress in whichever form she takes.

Kate Winslet - Best of British Bum

Some of you may have noted that there are a few omissions in my Quest. There are some famous bottoms that should be recorded and examined here, and others that one would expect me to at least consider.

Naturally, time is one of the most obvious reason for many of these omissions. I will get around to your favorite booty eventually.

There is, however, another reason.

There are some women out there whom I adore. Whose bottoms should be enshrined in glory. Whose noble thighs inspired this Quest from the outset. If...

If... if I could only find pictures of their bums.

Sadly, it's quite a long list. Jewel Staite, Morena Baccarin, Gina Torres, Liv Tyler, Natalie Dormer, Alexandra Breckenridge, and more.

Which brings me to Kate. She was, and still pretty much is, on that list. At the top of it in fact. She's easily in my top 5 list of most gorgeous women of all time. Possibly this is because she reminds me of the crushes I had on the St Trinians-esque gymslipped girls that were a few years above me in school.

Kate is a very beautiful woman and a talented actress that has spent a great deal of her career completely and utterly naked. She seems to be proud of her body, and she has every right to be. We've seen her breasts numerous times, her peeing in "Holy Smoke", and full frontal close-up pubic hair nudity in "Jude".

But, no bare butt. I have here the best shots I can find of it. Some of them are very old and rare.




These shots above are from some UK TV show in the early 1990's. Today Kate has a wonderful cuddly curvy voluptuousness, back then she was even more cuddly.

Below are some shots of Kate's feature debut in Heavenly Creatures (note, also starring Melanie Lynskey who has matured beautifully, and can be seen starring in "Drive")