Mariah Carey vs Mary Carey vs Sanity vs Ego

Mariah is upset. Mary has been using a name (possibly her own) that is similar to Mariah's. Mariah seems to think that Mary should stop using a perfect good name because Mariah was famous first. In case you haven't heard of Mary, she's a pornstar. There's a pretty good chance that most people have heard of Mary now. I'm not really sure what Mariah does, I think she sings... or maybe is just one of those Parisesque celebutards... dunno...

Mary is a smart girl, is Mariah?

Ok, so do we care? No. Not at all.

The question we must find out an answer to here is; who has the nicer bottom?

Here's Mariah:

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and here's Mary:

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To be honest it's hard to say. Both do have fantastic bums. I guess I'd have to maybe side on that of Mary, but probably only because there's more to see, and she's probably a nicer person.

Perhaps the family of Harry Caray should sue both of them?

No... there's no pics of him...