Saturday, January 20, 2007

Victoria Beckham - Goodbye.

The so-called Posh spice girl. Never understood why, as I've seen no evidence of class. Naming your child Staten Island or whatever other similar ridiculous moniker dispels any likely rumors of breeding.

She's leaving the UK to be with her husband David Beckham as he will now be playing major league soccer in the US.

I dare say many of the UK's fashion designers will be filing for bankruptcy, as Victoria seemed to be the gullible test pilot for many of their more incredible flights of fancy.

Victoria is perpetually a curiously unnatural orange color, indicating her possible extraterrestrial origins, or possibly color blindness. She's also wafer thin and looks like she'd snap in a moderate breeze.

Despite this, her butt isn't the worst I've seen, orange or otherwise.