Not sure why her name is back to front. Surely, Hazel Keeley is more normal.
You may not have heard of her. I hadn't until recently. She's a British topless model obviously famous for her preposterously huge breasts. She's one of these girls that you often see on such things as the Maxim or the FHM top 100 sexiest women.
In fact she's one you can vote for on the FHM sexiest poll right now.
The problem I always have with these is that generally I've never heard of these girls. For, me to find someone attractive I need to see some element of talent - be they famous or not.
As far as I can see Keeley is little more than her bra size. So, no, I don't find her attractive.
Quite a nice bottom though, so I thought I share it with you.
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007
Kate Middleton - Royal Throne
Kate Hudson - Jellyfish terror
Greek Volleybrawl
Hard to believe, but fans of two Greek female volleyball teams clashed last night leaving one person dead. The pitched battle took place between fans of Olympiakos Piraeus and Panathinaikos.
It's shocking that this behavior would bring the elegant Sport of Queens (or, in my dreams, of Queening), into disrepute.
I'm disgusted. This kind of thing hurts my campaign to have Ladies Volleyball become the most popular and televised sport on Earth.
Anyway, I don't have any pictures of the actual brawl. Nor do I want to see any. But I though you might, you know, possibly... be interested in some hot sweaty athletic girls in tight shorts playing volleyball.
See... how good would a 24 hour girls volleyball channel be? TV executives, please make it happen!
It's shocking that this behavior would bring the elegant Sport of Queens (or, in my dreams, of Queening), into disrepute.
I'm disgusted. This kind of thing hurts my campaign to have Ladies Volleyball become the most popular and televised sport on Earth.
Anyway, I don't have any pictures of the actual brawl. Nor do I want to see any. But I though you might, you know, possibly... be interested in some hot sweaty athletic girls in tight shorts playing volleyball.
See... how good would a 24 hour girls volleyball channel be? TV executives, please make it happen!
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Lindsay Lohan - Behind the Fire Crotch
Some primitive peoples believe that having your picture taken steals part of your soul. Could this be true? I offer Lindsay and her friends as evidence that it might just be...
To be honest, I don't actually have too much of a problem with Lindsay. If reports are true she needs to grow up, but she is actually able to act. (Paris on the other hand, has nothing to offer anyone).
I enjoyed Mean Girls as a movie, and also Prairie Home Companion. Neither were particularly taxing roles for her, but she did well nonetheless.
I confess I am also rather fond of her bottom. I'm always a sucker for good buttcrack, and Lindsay is kind enough to offer it frequently.
To be honest, I don't actually have too much of a problem with Lindsay. If reports are true she needs to grow up, but she is actually able to act. (Paris on the other hand, has nothing to offer anyone).
I enjoyed Mean Girls as a movie, and also Prairie Home Companion. Neither were particularly taxing roles for her, but she did well nonetheless.
I confess I am also rather fond of her bottom. I'm always a sucker for good buttcrack, and Lindsay is kind enough to offer it frequently.
Diane Kruger - more pert po
I do like her bum. I do not like her "acting". The stills below are from the movie "Copying Beethoven". I hope you've not seen this movie.
I had high expectations of it. Bearing the excellent movie "Amadeus" in mind, director Agnieszka Holland studied with Milos Forman in Prague. I expected a masterpiece, especially as much as I dislike Mozart, I do love Beethoven.
However, Copying Beethoven is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Diane, of course, is as awful as usual. Ed Harris provides a great performance of a man who is as far unlike Beethoven from anything I've ever read about him (which is a great deal) - or as can be inferred from his music. Problem is... he's supposed to be the composer and that's not what was delivered - not his fault I think. The blame for that goes firmly to the writer and Ms Holland. The rest of the cast would be better left on the cutting room floor - they were simply cartoon characters.
The plot is preposterous, and is wholly untruthful in a wholly unbelievable way. It is extremely disrespectful to one of the greatest composers who ever lived. To make matters worse, the Orchestra performing the music is out of sync with the the score.
The one saving grace is captured below, a tiny brief flash of Diane's bum.
Copying Beethoven is a nightmare and a complete waste of good celluloid.
Please, avoid this movie at all costs.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Shannyn Sossamon - Dirt-y Girl
In honor of the finale of Dirt yesterday, I thought I'd share this pic of Shannyn. She did return in that episode after all.
Still nothing for Alexandra Breckenridge, I'm very sorry to say. No juicy shots of Jennifer Aniston either sadly...
However, I would like to another brief moment off-topic to extol the show as a whole, and the editing and direction in particular. Matthew Carnahan, in the unlikely event that you are reading this, I'd like to give you a tip of my hat and a round of applause for your direction of the final knife fight. That was new to me, and it was very very very good. The cuts to black had me on the edge of my seat. Powerful stuff, and a great way to end a season.
Some of the best innovators in the whole entertainment industry work in US TV. Pretty much everyone on Dirt seemed to be the cream of the crop.
There better be a season 2. (If there is can I please please pretty please have some nice reverse close-ups of Alexandra? It's a small thing to ask, I think)
Still nothing for Alexandra Breckenridge, I'm very sorry to say. No juicy shots of Jennifer Aniston either sadly...
However, I would like to another brief moment off-topic to extol the show as a whole, and the editing and direction in particular. Matthew Carnahan, in the unlikely event that you are reading this, I'd like to give you a tip of my hat and a round of applause for your direction of the final knife fight. That was new to me, and it was very very very good. The cuts to black had me on the edge of my seat. Powerful stuff, and a great way to end a season.
Some of the best innovators in the whole entertainment industry work in US TV. Pretty much everyone on Dirt seemed to be the cream of the crop.
There better be a season 2. (If there is can I please please pretty please have some nice reverse close-ups of Alexandra? It's a small thing to ask, I think)
Keyra Augustin vs Vida Guerra
So both have been regarded by some as having the Perfect Ass, or maybe Perfect Culo. Vida, by FHM, and Keyra by Howard Stern among others.
Personally. I don't care much for Vida - not sure I would even vote it a nice ass, never mind perfect. Keyra, it's hard to tell. In some pics I'd say it was great, in some others not so much.
Overall Keyra for me is the better of the two, but both fall short of perfect. Wouldn't even make Rear of the Week for me.
Keyra
Vida
Personally. I don't care much for Vida - not sure I would even vote it a nice ass, never mind perfect. Keyra, it's hard to tell. In some pics I'd say it was great, in some others not so much.
Overall Keyra for me is the better of the two, but both fall short of perfect. Wouldn't even make Rear of the Week for me.
Keyra
Vida
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Anne Hathaway - A lot more (and Breasts too!)
Yesterday I said that Anne's bottom might be perfect. A rash statement and one that needed more research. So I dutifully went out and took a look at the movie where those stills came from - Havoc (uncut) - in case there was some more to see. Oh, and there was!
Quite a good movie, and one I highly recommend. Anne is as hot as a sunny day in hades, and turns out a great acting performance too. The scene, the one you see shots of here, with her half inch hard nipple and hand in her panties, is breathtaking despite the lack of bottom exposure. It's actually harder to get a shot of that type working well than many would believe, all credit to Anne and the Director.
I've taken the rare opportunity to show you some boobies too, because I find Anne's lovely to behold - something I rarely ever care about. Good grief, I do love those nipples too.
But... you may ask, is her bottom perfect? In all honesty, after very careful consideration, I still think that it may well be.
Though I still need to keep searching just to make sure... can't be too careful!
Quite a good movie, and one I highly recommend. Anne is as hot as a sunny day in hades, and turns out a great acting performance too. The scene, the one you see shots of here, with her half inch hard nipple and hand in her panties, is breathtaking despite the lack of bottom exposure. It's actually harder to get a shot of that type working well than many would believe, all credit to Anne and the Director.
I've taken the rare opportunity to show you some boobies too, because I find Anne's lovely to behold - something I rarely ever care about. Good grief, I do love those nipples too.
But... you may ask, is her bottom perfect? In all honesty, after very careful consideration, I still think that it may well be.
Though I still need to keep searching just to make sure... can't be too careful!
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